Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Rochas Okorocha

So, the governor of Imo wants all of us to know that indeed he owes no one an apology for erecting the statue of the President of South Africa, Jacob Zuma and so, has announced the unveiling of the statue of the President of Liberia, Johnson-Sirleaf.

https://twitter.com/GovernorRochas/status/927972083027578880

2. Babasola Kuti

Nigerians are so intelligent that they have “deep” meanings for any event – political, economic, social, name it!

It was reported that the Head of Civil Service, Winifred Oyo-Ita and the Abba Kyari embraced themselves today after they had a heated argument over #Mainagate a couple of days ago; but look at a supposedly different side to it:

Seems like the only thing that unites our leaders is the pain they inflict on us as a people.

Kyari will still get Ita-Oyo back…

His smile gives it all away…one morning you willl wake up and hear she has been sacked for stealing #Watch pic.twitter.com/wN5F49zpqE

— Babasola Kuti (@SKSolaKuti) November 8, 2017

3. Collin

Thank you Hillary for being the worst, most corrupt, most unliked, most dull, pathetic candidate in Democrat history which helped give Trump the easy win 1 year ago today.#ThankYouHillary

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 8, 2017

4. 2Baba

2Baba’s reply to Blackface’s call out, earlier.

dear blackface and idris. as na una sabi music pass make una do the music and stop talking nonsense all the time. I'm 2 busy so this is the only advice and response u're gonna get from me. una fit resume una nonsense rants

— IG: @official2baba (@official2baba) November 8, 2017

5. Omojuwa again

J.J. Omojuwa gave a word for everyone.

'Moveonability' is essential in life. People will disappoint you, they'll walk away from you, they'll betray you, always focus on moving on! Sulking, crying, wailing, complaining won't replace the need to move on!

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) November 8, 2017

6. Dogara

House Speaker, Yakubu Dogara, received Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Award for Advancement of Constitutional Democracy in Nigeria at the First Annual Founder’s and Award Day organised by the Nasarawa State University Faculty of Law and could not hide his joy.

Honoured to have received the Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Award for Advancement of Constitutional Democracy in Nigeria at the First Annual Founder's and Award Day organised by the Nasarawa State University Faculty of Law. pic.twitter.com/eHKFbokK9e

— Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara (@YakubDogara) November 8, 2017

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