Twitter Personality Campaign: OfficialKaphone is giving you everything – free!


Ifreke Inyang [@ifreke]

With less than one week to the end of voting, @OfficialKaphone takes his turn to canvass for your votes!

What’s the name of your Twi-party?

Free For All Twitter Party (FFTP).  FFTP: Where Everything is Free.

What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?

The motto is: If you can’t afford it, you can get it for free. The Symbol is the letter ‘F’.

How are you funding your campaign?
I know badt Guys. So!  I have Boys that can Fund this Campaign hands down. They no go collect Change.. Just Like Oprah did For Obama You Know.. Soo Yess FFTP!! (Where Everything is Free)

Why are you running for Twitter Personality?

I am tired of tweeps stealing tweets and quotes, especially @realWhizkhalifa.  Even if the owner of the account is dead, he will steal the tweet! And I don’t like the fact that we can’t exceed 140 characters!

Who do you consider your biggest threat in the race?

Threat? Winners (Charlie Sheen Voice). Don’t worry about threats but I am scared of @EldeetheDon. That song he sang about Nigeria where he was crying in the video, people can look at that, pity him and vote him in.

What stands you out from the others?

Like I said, I am a badt guy that knows badt guys like Obama, McCain, Joe Bien, Bill Clinton, etc. So vote for me and I will get them to tweet at you (only if you vote o!).

If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?

I will give them free copies of Brighter Grammar. Remember FFTP! (where everything is free).

What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?

(Silence)