Twitter Personality Campaign: @sm1hot will create a new country for all who ‘gbagaun’


by Ifreke Inyang [@ifreke]

As usual, YNaija makes the Twitter Personality race more fun with the Twi-Campaigns.

Here we conduct a second set of short interviews, essentially to promote each nominee’s campaign and push those who possibly haven’t voted to do so for them.

Charity Owoh, who tweets with the handle @sm1hot, kicks off the campaign series for the second quarter:

What’s the name of your Twi-party?

Grenades P aka GP!!

What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?

Motto, Bentley 😐

Symbol, Deuces 😐

How are you funding your campaign?

Catch me at Allen (Avenue) by 11.45pm every night.

Why are you running for Twitter Personality?

Running ke? Me sare o!

Who do you consider as your biggest threat in the race?

Only the boys 😐 (P.S I’m the only girl).

What stands you out from the others?

I’m a ‘she’..

If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?

Eeya! The less privileged abi? Kai! I would throw a hook up party for them so they would meet each other and get married. They can start breeding then they would all emigrate and create their own country ‘Gbags-Vill’ because na them sabi book pass o!

What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?

One night in Gbags-Vill!

Who will be your Ministers?
@walegafar, @drewbaba, @tolu_fajolu, @Dolzzee, @rednesskayy, @deydhayor, @CutieSmallz, @KoreAmzz, @goddessofskills and @kafayat.

What specific thing will you do to appreciate all those who would have voted you into power?

Ahh! Lowkey things. They’ll find out soon.

What’s your manifesto?

:'( My special adviser neva tell me ooo. I only know I’m running. No declaration of intention :'(…. Brb

What do you think about the YNaija Twitter Personality series?

It’s cool stuff. Fun Stuff! It’s nothing to take personal. Carrying last isn’t a bad position! I can sit comfortably and watch those Niggas run! Seeee Booootaaaay!!!

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Comments (2)

  1. is she retarded or she just makes an effort to appear so? her responses leave much to be desired.

cool good eh love2 cute confused notgood numb disgusting fail