Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:

1.

Who can tell me where we stopped last class https://t.co/eh5bL9fNFa

— gogo (@stanley_xr) August 3, 2020

Miss Koi-Koi. Good old days!

 

2.

Lawyers ? https://t.co/hjQPiN7Laj

— FK. (@fkabudu) August 3, 2020

I would have said Nigerian Doctors but I mind my business

3.

Can't believe some people eat semo on purpose.

— Amity? Nah, Navy Tea. (@Funmi_fbee) August 3, 2020

Worse, some eat it for a ‘mission.’ Yinmu

 

4.

Please close my door when you are leaving my room

My mother: https://t.co/wrcE7e6siN

— Four Eyed Raven ❤️ ???? (@Deezah_gist) August 3, 2020

This is totally wrong. You sucked her breasts for over a year.

5.

I have 50k, which Area can I rent a very good apartment in Lagos for 3 years??

— UZOAMAKA #BBNaija (@jennygodswill) August 3, 2020

Anthony, under the Bridge. Don’t bother thanking me. What are …?

6.

I don’t want a big wedding, just family and friends

Moms guests: pic.twitter.com/OWZeaSsw5r

— Billionaire Ambition ?? (@Datgreatnigga) August 3, 2020

“Just my ‘club members’ and few women from Church.”