What if…? finding a man is like shopping for a shoe.

by Roselyn kangara

‘Men are from Mars, women from Venus’, ‘When women go wrong, men go right after them.’ ‘ If it weren’t for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.’

These are just but a few of the gazillion phrases some self-proclaimed ‘love-doctors’ have come up with to explain strange relationships between men and women.

If they could come up with their own versions of ‘why’, I decided I could also use the researcher in me to come up with my own theories for the ‘Hopeless Romantics’ as they are fondly called to ponder.

Finding a man is like shopping for a shoe.

There are a lot of shoes in the market. Picture this(well, you wont picture too much seeing how I have attached photos in regard to the same);

1. Peeptoes

Good peeptoes are heeled, always pretty looking and most definitely ooze class if worn correctly. They look great by the day but a chiropodist and masseur come in handy at the end of the day. In a nutshell, they tire and break your back, need I give comparison to men??!

2. Cloags

These are really comfortable. You barely have to make an effort walking in them, well, save for the fact that you have to move your feet to get a feel of them. However, after a days walk, your feet are tarnished at the soles and your toes sweatier than your pits. They suffocate you and make space nondescript in your life. I believe that you, having gone through some basic literature classes, can tag this to one of your men.

3. Loafers

Really comfortable, affordable and give you your moneys worth. However, in my own shrewd opinion, they are not very pretty. Some men are like loafers, they do not match your every outfit but can see you through rain and shine.

4. Thong slippers

Pretty one right there, huh? Well, look again. Your feet are exposed to the complete range of atrocities offered to us that do not bear the power or advantage of wheels. Yes, they are too revealing!

5. Gladiator Heels.

Hot, huh? Whoever designed this shoe outdid themselves. Gladiator heels are rather comfortable despite the sky scrapper  high heel. They are comparable to the pretty boys whom everyone wants although he has someone by his side. These dimwits are poor decision makers blown by any current that hits the sea.

So, which of these categories does your man or the one you’re looking out for fit? What are you looking to wear? Thongs, peeptoes, gladiator heels, cloags or loafers?

Bottom line, you can only wear a pair a day!

Happy Feet Ladies and do ‘KEEP WALKING’

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