Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
The first time I donated my blood in the hospital I fainted🤦♂️
To cut the whole story short infact they gave me back my blood 😢😏
— Tosin🇳🇬🙎🏾♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) May 14, 2020
Witches in Nigerian movies think being a real witch is by laughing ‘hahahahaha’🤦♀️🤦♀️
— Queen vee💕💕 (@Mar_vee1) May 14, 2020
I’ve got this awful disease were I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
The Doctor says it’s terminal.
— ᴋɪɴɢ ᴢᴇᴀʟ 🙏🦁 (@Bigzeal100) May 14, 2020
Family gathered money to send Emeka to London. Emeka came back next week and said cold was too much. What is Emeka?
— Dhaboy😎 (@crownedstefan) May 14, 2020
Yoruba boys like dating Yoruba girls just to avoid speaking English 😂😂😂
— Brezzido 💕 (@_aremo_ade) May 14, 2020
married men prefer apologizing to the wives at night than daytime. 🚶🏽♂️
— king of the North 💯 (@mbo_mayor) May 14, 2020