Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
Girls can't find their head ties but they know what you said 6 months ago at 9:45 pm.
— Your Ex #BBNaija 🕺 (@Harryolah) July 27, 2020
6 months ago, at 9:45 pm, under a sunny sky, wearing a striped blue shirt- we don’t forget such
When you have already answered "yes mom" 10 times https://t.co/q34LGByY1f
— KING OF IJEBU LAND 🥇🏆..#BBNaija (@ijebuconcept) July 27, 2020
In the end, she’s calling you to give her the remote
One minute, you’re young, wild and free.
Next minute you’re drafting “I hope this email finds you well”
— Rosa Diaz (@eyesberg_) July 27, 2020
This adulting life is not balanced
Yoruba Dog!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/LEV1YY5zsI
— Baba Alaja (@TheYorubaseeker) July 27, 2020
Pepper Dem Gang
Nigerian men 🤝 Lies https://t.co/3E7dAKE5Q0
— Aros (@Damii_aros) July 27, 2020
July hasn’t ended now
My 4 year old neighbour made a drawing of me. Don't I look beautiful? pic.twitter.com/FnQHRC4AF9
— Ukaegbu Chibuike💎 (@theversatleicon) July 27, 2020
Wow, an artist!
When you're seeing a movie and your mum starts calling your name to go and buy Maggi outside 😂 https://t.co/WZjc6agXX6
— Swift Godwin (@SwiftGodwin) July 27, 2020
Me: *opens a website*
The website: pic.twitter.com/ydyuJVfcMe
— xko⚡ (@Ekoja49) July 26, 2020
Always offering cookies
It’s always “Can everyone hear me?” It’s never “Let’s cancel this meeting”. 😤
— Seun Connery (@Badman_papi) July 27, 2020
Always “I’m going to share my screen” It’s never “I’m going to share small chops”
When I finally see the mtn staff sharing my data with me. pic.twitter.com/t3zxtc6TEe
— Pastor ola's assistant (@bamioflagos) July 27, 2020
Someone, one day, would explain to us why our data is always finishing so fast
Toluwanimi Onakoya is a spirited writer, creative and videographer. Her biggest drive is to connect with people and depict tales using various forms of media.
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