Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Today, a Twitter user had asked millennial users to tweet like they were existing in Bible times; using twitter lingo. The request led to a series of stomach-churning humorous hot takes and tweets.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
"Felt cute, might betray Jesus later" https://t.co/oQwxLvmmYy
— Seekthelordfirst (@MorrisBaker_) July 22, 2020
This is sandal discrimination
Since I borrowed 100 naira from Airtel, they've been sending me messages like "recharge #100 and win 7 houses in Lekki". 🤦🏻♂️
— 𝗠𝗮𝘇𝗶 𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@MaziSamson) July 23, 2020
What would now happen if you borrow 1000 naira?
[3 stages of Zee world addiction]
Stage 1: Resistance
“What’s this trash? Abeg call me once it’s over”
2: Lowkey interest
“So they dunno that’s not the same man? Mtschew. Can’t watch this shit”
“MUMMYYYY! Come fast, they want to reveal Tanuma’s real father”
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 22, 2020
Many of us are covert Zee world addicts lowkey
“So when am I going to see you ?” pic.twitter.com/Nlan6S5Hek
— Patrishha✨ (@jigsss__) July 21, 2020
— zillybaby (@daa_lington) July 23, 2020
Real-life sighting of the devil tempting Jesus
— ODOGWŪ🦅⚓ (@_gaiuss) July 23, 2020
Always on that rainbow-coloured drip
"for my 12 followers" https://t.co/ff5K18coSb
— 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 (@benxta_) July 23, 2020
If Jesus had just 12 followers, who are we to feel bad?
“aren’t you one of jesus’s disciples?”
— Claudius (@xclaudius) July 23, 2020
— 𝓑𝓪𝓭𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓻𝓲𝓻𝓲✨ (@Kitkat_Melony) July 23, 2020
Just like that
About to cut my boyfriend's hair to secure the bag🙈 https://t.co/G4balohyq1
— I never walk alone (@ose_certified) July 23, 2020
Get that money, Delilah!
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