Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:

1.

If he says “I barely take pictures”
Just know that baba is ugly ??

— Lammss? (@__laamy__) July 13, 2020

What if he is just shy?

 

2.

There was no ewa g so I got you waffles?? https://t.co/pTEl8h5HNv

— Osborne Dayo (@osborndayo) July 13, 2020

Waf..what?!?

 

3.

Me listening to the same 15 songs everyday pic.twitter.com/rJW9TqIDpn

— ãdäm (@AdamSB___) July 13, 2020

To spice things up, put it on shuffle

 

4.

If you’ve not tasted Semo before and you see people calling it trash online, you’ll think Semo is rubbish lmaoooo. But when you taste it yourself with one mad Egusi soup, you’ll realize you should have just believed the reviews

— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 14, 2020

Semo slander

 

5.

Time flies, not when you're planking

— Aproko Doctor (@aproko_doctor) July 13, 2020

The Fit Fam community understands

 

6.

If you eat snakes, you’re mad.

If you argue, you still mad.

— Man of Letters. (@Letter_to_Jack) July 13, 2020

A reptile delicacy

 

7.

Bro, my wife was wearing dress that zips at the back and zipped it up herself this morning. Women of nowadays don't even respect tradition again ffs! Had to unzip and zip it up myself. Need to teach these new age wives respect for the important things. Smfh.

— Gideon (@DondeonBeke) July 14, 2020

Served with a slice of sarcasm