Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
It’s either you are married or single, which one is “Dem don do small thing for my head” Your head na shrine?
— Tosin🇳🇬🙎🏾♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) June 4, 2020
Nobody talks about Jesus miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— Martial (@Martial_15) June 4, 2020
If a nurse is sick,and another nurse nurses the nurse. Can the nurse nursing the nurse,nurse the way the nurse wants to be nursed???😏
— I am a virgin and i (@Anambravirgin) June 4, 2020
Guys, give your girlfriend your laptop and tell her check the Ram space of the laptop.
Sit back and watch what u are dating 😂
— 9jaSavage ✞ ✞ (@iam__remy) June 4, 2020
The same way you look at your phone when you don’t have data is the exact way Igbo women look at you when you’re a broke man.
— Fairly used boyfriend 💫 (@brysonadahcole) June 4, 2020