by Isi Esene

One job seeker is touting his experience as a ‘marijuana dealer and nefarious dude’ from 1999-2004 in a resume uploaded online on Friday.

The employer who received the resume, J.P. Damico, owner of a computer repair company said, “I was actually a little shocked. As the owner and hiring manager of a national IT company, I have gone through thousands of resumes. I was browsing though it and had to a double-take when I saw the last job description. I couldn’t help to laugh out loud. I have been asked many times now if I interviewed him. I did not.”

At the top of the resume, the applicant writes “I cannot compete with college degrees and fancy credentials, on paper at least. I’ve decided to highlight the best of what I do have to offer…”

See the resume below, it’s a collector’s item: