Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Temitope
https://twitter.com/Iam_Temitorpe/status/1009311591471382535
Help us ask them oo.
Anyway, it is the grammar they mostly check, not the rather unrealistic holiday moments we write in our sheets.
2. Samklef
https://twitter.com/SAMKLEF/status/1009416120154181634
Well… as much as we want to ‘retweet’ and ‘like’, no be everything we see we go like na.
3. Mr Smart
This one gives us incomplete information.
https://twitter.com/Smartnoys/status/1009395710893182976
Give us his name let us drag him. Is that even a solution?
4. Seun Alaofin
https://twitter.com/seunalaofin/status/1009404951917944832
Lol! ‘let them eat alone’.
But Seun is just telling us the truth. DO NOT enslave yourself in the name of loyalty. It is faithfulness, not slavery.
5. Omojuwa
If your country’s International airport has free WiFi, chances are that your leaders at least pay attention to the little things that matter.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 20, 2018
Well…
6. Oluseun Onigbinde
There should be a permanent dialogue between the Budget Office & the NASS Appropriation Committees.
But, this is Nigeria. But these grown adults will rather wait for a donor to explain to them.
— Olúṣeun Onígbindé (@seunonigbinde) June 20, 2018
Do they even understand what ‘they’ are doing in their various offices?
7. Ugly Guy
https://twitter.com/t_riumphant/status/1009346731207688198
It is pitiful that we allow these things become ‘disasters’ before we pay attention to them.
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