Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Amongst the many kinds of people I admire are those who can best observe, articulate and spotlight some of the most obscure and neglected but deeply critical aspects of lives; thereby providing us with profound insights about ourselves.

— Zi (@Ziziian) July 24, 2019

OK

Thank you @jimmykimmel . It was a vibe

Burna Boy – Anybody https://t.co/5ZYCHSv9bx via @YouTube

— Burna Boy (@burnaboy) July 24, 2019

For your mind now, African Giant

Me that just finished washing my dibia cap for nzukor umu Igbo Abuja. If I don’t teach those smallies that palm wine powerless is in the building, then Mazi is not my title.

— Mazi Chima Amadi Ph.D (@AMADICHIMA) July 24, 2019

Mazi oshi.

Ministerial Nominee, Sharon Ikeazor’s CV speaks for itself. She did a fantastic job with PITAD but what does the senate president mean by “this senate is gender sensitive therefore the nominee can take a bow and go?” #MinisterialScreening

— Ada Campbell (@Adacampbell) July 24, 2019

Na wa.

Surprise proposals need to go especially in a world where it is men who are still gatekeepers of the thing. You can’t decide for her when she is ready. I’ve heard many stories of women who weren’t ready but went along with it because of the pressure of the elaborate proposal.

— Moe (@Mochievous) July 24, 2019

PREACH