Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Where are the Sai-Babas? this is the time he need you most
Pray for him, WAEC disowns Cambridge Cert he claimed they awarded him?♂️?♂️
— Abdurasheed Shehu (@SuRasheethe) July 31, 2019
High Line Crawl ❤️ pic.twitter.com/OTndmjjvhR
— Max ‘Odogwu’ M. (@MakiSpoke) July 31, 2019
Looks like an Igbo man. Be careful sis.
So starting a skincare routine means your face is going to purge for 1-2 months.
Lol, what is all this?
I’m stressed already.
— Tolúlọpẹ́ (@tolusaba) July 31, 2019
Then leave it, you weakling.
No way Jesus could have been black sha.
Black people wouldn’t kill a person who could turn water to wine. Use 5 loaves and 6 fishes to feed 5000.
Such things aren’t in our nature.
— Bruce Bateman Esq (@your_stepdad) July 31, 2019
Yomi, on no planet in this galaxy is Romelu Lukaku a better player than Paulo Dybala.
As a Milan fan, I’m glad he and Moise Kean are exiting Serie A. https://t.co/AFrXm0ljJ6
— Eromo Egbejule (@EromoEgbejule) July 31, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.