Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

I went for a party this weekend for the first time in 3 about years.
People are actually alright you know; social anxiety just be scaring me for no reason lol

— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) July 29, 2019

You still need a therapist.

Does the Senate President realise how utterly patronising of the women he sounds and how discriminatory of the men these reasons for not screening women are?

THIS IS NOT WHAT GENDER SENSITIVITY MEANS!#MinisterialScreening

— Sandra Ezekwesili (@SEzekwesili) July 29, 2019

Calm down.

Someone says they wanna be your friend and the only thing they text you is “hey”, “hi”, “what’s up”. Lol

— Chemical Brother ? (@chemicalbrodar) July 29, 2019

10 Thousand RTs and IMMA DROP THE VIDEO !

— Davido (@iam_Davido) July 29, 2019

Abeg shift.

I don’t understand @benmurraybruce obsession with electric cars.

It is a noble cause, but its not practical.

He has ordered all his staff to get electric cars.

1. They are more expensive 2. Where is the light to charge them.

My good man, it is not practical yet.

— the Morris. C. Monye factor (@monye_morris) July 29, 2019

U can’t compare lions with sheeps #NigeriaVsUganda pic.twitter.com/QLLTnLsWNQ

— Ugwuoko Victory (@ballingspirit) July 29, 2019