Category: Satire

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Op-Ed EditorJuly 3, 2020

Nigerian Law School “empowers” unknown cleaner with N32m | The #YNaijaCover

News broke out today the Nigerian Law School paid N32 million illegally into the account of an unnamed cleaner over ...

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Bernard DayoJune 30, 2020

Governor Wike writes Buhari shocking love poem | The YNaijaCover

Nyesom Wike, governor of Rivers, recently invited President Muhammadu Buhari for a state visit. This is coming after the Federal ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqJune 19, 2020

Magu reportedly marked down for ‘Mago Mago’ | The #YNaijaCover

Social media timelines in Nigeria were this Friday flooded with news about what may be an imminent sack of the ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 26, 2020

COVID-19: Nigeria Airforce embarks on rescue mission | The #YNaijaCover

On today’s Cover, he Nigerian Airforce (NAF) produced locally-made ventilators as its contribution to national efforts towards fighting coronvirus. The ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 25, 2020

Abba Kyari: Secrets fall apart | The #YNaijaCover

President Buhari has reportedly directed his new Chief of Staff, Ibrahim Agboola Gambari, to cancell all appointments and approval by ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 22, 2020

Burna ‘obstructs’ unity vibes for 30BG and WizkidFC | The #YNaijaCover

Lots of reactions have trailed the rather cryptic Instagram posts from Burna Boy, which is believed to be in response ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 20, 2020

Doctors on ‘revenge mission’ over arrest of colleagues | The #YNaijaCover

In today’s YNaija Cover, the Lagos state chapter of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) issued a sit-at-home directive to its ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 18, 2020

Femi Adesina ‘incurs wrath’ of Nigerians | The #YNaijaCover

Femi Adesina, the special adviser on media and publicity to the Nigerian President, Muhammadu Buhari disputed the claim that the ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 13, 2020

COVID-19: NAFDAC speaks on ‘audio vaccines’ in Nigeria | The #YNaijaCover

The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has said that it received only one application from ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 8, 2020

Orji Uzor Kalu: Freed at last or free from the beginning? | The #YNaijaCover

Former Abia governor, Orji Uzor Kalu has been freed from the Nigerian correctional facility in Kuje, Abuja this morning. The ...

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Op-Ed EditorMay 7, 2020

JUTH engages COVID-19 in ‘kalo-kalo’ battle | The #YNaijaCover

25 doctors working with the Jos University Teaching Hospital in Plateau have been sacked by the management of the health ...

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Op-Ed EditorApril 23, 2020

$21,000 Palaver featuring Pete Edochie, Interview gone wrong | Funny Tweets we saw from Nigerians today

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Op-Ed EditorApril 13, 2020

Pastor Chris explains ‘real’ position on 5G. A new rhapsody? | The #YNaijaCover

Founder of Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, has backtracked on his claim that the introduction of 5G networks was responsible ...

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Op-Ed EditorApril 8, 2020

Treasury House Fire: Could it be what we are thinking? | The #YNaijaCover

There was a fire outbreak today at the headquarters of the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, also known ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqApril 7, 2020

Did WHO really react to Pastor Chris and Dino Melaye’s vaccine theories? | The #YNaijaCover

The World Health Organisation (WHO) has dispelled rumors that Africa will be used as a testing ground for COVID-19 vaccine. ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqApril 2, 2020

Akwa Ibom mistook COVID-19 results for number of votes? | The #YNaija Cover

The headquarters of Nollywood may be moving to Uyo in the next few days if the action of the state ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqMarch 30, 2020

COVID-19: ‘Corona times deserve colonial measures’ | The #YNaijaCover

If you don’t know we are in interesting times, you probably may have been in a cave for the last ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqMarch 27, 2020

On top COVID-19, the U.S. is ‘threatening’ the Nigerian health sector | The #YNaijaCover

To combat the COVID-19 crisis in the U,S., the American government has advised medical professionals with approved immigration petition to ...

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Dayo Taiwo-SidiqMarch 25, 2020

Do we have a new President or what’s up with this new memo? | The #YNaijaCover

It’s exactly one month today since the index case of the novel Coronavirus(COVID-19) came into the country, signalling what would ...

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Op-Ed EditorMarch 24, 2020

Abba Kyari tests positive for COVID-19 | The #YNaijaCover

According to reports, the chief of staff to the president Abba kyari has tested positive for the corona virus. President ...

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EditorFebruary 19, 2020

Journalists are trying to take over the government in Cross River; they need support

Agba Jalingo, one of several journalists and prisoners of conscience, was released on bail on Cross River State yesterday after ...

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Bernard DayoJuly 31, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Maki Spoke, Eromo Egbejule, Tolu Saba

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Op-Ed EditorJuly 30, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Davido, FK Abudu, Tobi Smith, Ebele, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Bernard DayoJuly 29, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Davido, Olanrewaju Max, Sandra Ezekwesili, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Bernard DayoJuly 26, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Ogbeni Dipo, Onye Nkuzi, The Vunderkind, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Op-Ed EditorJuly 25, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: FK Abudu, Denola Grey, Double Eph, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Op-Ed EditorJuly 24, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Mochievous, Burna Boy, Mazi Chima, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Bernard DayoJuly 23, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Aisha Yesufu, Dr Ola Brown, Mark Amaza, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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Bernard DayoJuly 22, 2019

Today’s Noisemakers: Ogbeni Dipo, Elnathan John, Don Jazzy, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we ...

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