Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
Plenty girls want to break up but they're afraid the guy will take the iphone back 😂😂😂
— King👑 AJ 🔜 (@Perrysarkcess3) September 7, 2020
If only they can just say: ‘it’s over but I’m keeping the iPhone’
2.
Poverty capital where 😂 una get money die 😂
— Morris Baker (@MorrisBaker_) September 6, 2020
Should we remind you about the GoFundMe they created for Erica after her eviction?
3.
https://twitter.com/mrmanheree/status/1302745714053787650?s=20
Too much of everything is bad. Well, except it is giving you money and the right attention.
4.
I dare anyone seeing this tweet to tell me the english name of "Kpomo" Let's go😁
— THE MARKET PHILOSOPHER (@mrktphilosopher) September 7, 2020
You can’t be stressing people like this. It’s not fair.
5.
https://twitter.com/sisi_Riaa/status/1302874168912904194?s=20
We should be teaching this in schools, who else agrees?
6.
https://twitter.com/chinazzar_/status/1302964287456018433?s=20
We know this story. Somehow, the ladies always have their ways.
7.
I carried you for 9 months has always been my weakness during arguments with mom,🥴🌚🤦♂️
— Bassy (@ideyforuna) September 7, 2020
If this doesn’t break that argument with your mom, then you may want to check your heart has not been sealed.
8.
https://twitter.com/MagicWonder_/status/1302961868621967367?s=20
There’s no privacy in the memo for those who use this app. You delete message, they see it! You block them, they unblock themselves!
9.
Remove Samsung's screen and LG's OLED display on iPhone 11 pro and you're left with an Itel A44 pro with a good snapchat camera & iMessage.
— ' (@micolarz) September 7, 2020
Why… Just why?
10.
Don’t kill your self, some of your friends are not doing better than you. They just have a good camera phone.
— OlaEmmanuel❤️ (@OlaEmmanuel01) September 7, 2020
If this is you, please read this and laugh! iPhone 12… Legbegbe!
