Slow and steady wins the race, and in this case, Nigeria is ahead of the United States of America in our hunting skills and organic food, thanks to Dr Louisa Nicola.

Nigeria, the largest economy in the African continent and the country with the most populous black people, has been reduced to nothing but an Amazon forest by Louisa Nicola, a neurophysiology and human performance coach.

In a podcast with Dr Gabrielle Lyon, Louisa tears down Nigeria and all its development so far, calling us hunters as we forage to survive and lack technological growth.

As a guest host on the podcast, Louisa says a whole lot of nothing, opening her mouth without doing due research before speaking. Here, we would call her a “busybody”.

According to her, Nigerians barely deal with Alzheimer’s disease as we are immune to such sickness because of our nature and environment.

The white woman collectively paints Nigeria as a bush, where we tie animal skin cloth around our waist and go into jungles with spears and our battle cries.

“Nigerians don’t get Alzheimer’s Disease, why? Because you’ve seen their lifestyle, they’re working, they’re hunting. They’re not in front of a computer all day; they’re not stressed out,” she says.

According to the US-based doctor whose knowledge and degree we’ve come to question (a secondary school student would do better research than she did) has praised the great African Giant (no, we’re not talking about Odogwu) for raising strong and resilient citizens who don’t succumb to Alzheimer’s Disease.

With Afrobeats growing beyond African media and breaking into Western media, perhaps now would be the time to introduce Dr Louisa Nicola to semo and fufu, which has kept us healthy for 100 years.

We can’t introduce the white men to eating amala unless we want them to think we are actual farmers. If you eat amala (side eye) we’re judging you.

With Dr Louisa Nicola affirming that we eat food from the ground and with our hands, one thing is sure: we will continue to beat Alzheimer’s Disease because we know that fufu, eba and semo will keep us strong for 100 more years, so we a nation should bow and thank her for her research. See how we didn’t mention amala? Change your ways if you don’t want to have Alzheimer’s Disease.

Ladies and gentlemen, a win is a win, but ignorance is deadly. Finally, being backwards has an advantage.