Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Make dem return our money o … which one be say office don burn ….
— Davido (@davido) April 8, 2020
Davido how far your own COVID-19 donation as per Billionaire?
Please don’t compare Fela to anybody again.
Not Burna , Not Wizkid, Not Davido. Not anybody.
Fela put himself at the war front against the government. For that reason alone don’t mention anybody in the same sentence as Fela. Thanks
— BDM (@Blackdotmandy) April 8, 2020
Thanks for your opinion.
Burna Boy wey stubborn die don realize say ein misyarn, delete that part of the video from ein IG…
But Kunle Aderigbigbe from Ogbomosho is still fighting in my mentions cos he smokes to Burna Boy songs every morning🤡🤡
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) April 8, 2020
Satan (at the cross) to Jesus: I am inevitable.
Jesus(on the third day): And I……….I am Jesus Christ!
— Ichie Holy Sauce 💦💦💦 (@BeardlessKing) April 8, 2020
The very first thing I’m getting after this lockdown is a haircut and a shave. I look & feel like the guy in that Airtel ad, marooned at sea.
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) April 8, 2020
Good for you.
If 2020 was a meal it would be Semo.
— Dwin The Stoic (@DwinTheStoic) April 8, 2020