Alibaba is dissing some politicians… and you know some of them

by Chinwe Okafor

Ali Baba doesn’t seem to have a stop button just yet… who’s complaining anyway?

Just when we thought the veteran comedian would take a little while before we hear him vent about issues, he proved us wrong.

Barely 24 hours after talking about the entertainment industry and Nollywood, Alibaba delved into the Nigerian government and politics.

He shared a satirical diss-note on his social media page, about some politicians.

“When I lose weight I go fine oooo… Chai… I resemble person WEY him hand don touch government money… And we go court, them no still fit collect the money back. I be like party stole what, sorry stalwart… I be like person WEY no get PMS vessel, but dey collect subsidy… I be like person WEY him name no dey primaries but I am the flag bearer… I be like person WEY Government dey inform of things before e happen… I be like owner of Lekki tollgate… I be like person WEY know who go win the next election… I be like person WEY dey senate, I no fit move one motion in the last 12 years.. I only vote nay or ayes… I be like owner of oil license… Yet I no know where the well dey…. I be like person WEY fit sell Bulletproof BMW 7 series of 45m at 125m… I be like person…”

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