Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
The darkest hours comes before dawn.
So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s stuff this is the time to do it.
— Mibanti〽️ (@YTafiya_Jnr) May 27, 2020
Happy children’s day to all our beardless brothers.
— AJ | Adonai (Vol 2) (@mrmanheree) May 26, 2020
You will do Apprenticeship in Nigeria, your first 4 months you’ll use it in learning how to buy beans and bread with Pomo for 100 naira
— Obong Roviel 👑 (@ObongRoviel) May 27, 2020
Gifts are for women who support you with rents and bills payment. Women who surprise and take you to salon to get your haircut unprovoked, buy you expensive jeans and shoes, It’s for women who pay your Amazon cart without being asked. These are the women gifts are for.
— Duke of Ibadan 🀄️ (@AsiwajuLerry) May 27, 2020
You do IG live video na only 2 of your friends join, you suppose just do group video call😂
— Aros (@Damii_aros) May 27, 2020
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies, anime and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.