Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Normal people: “Reverse the car”
My country people: “Reverse pada wa seyin”
— Unwanted Friend?? (@holardamolar) July 7, 2020
2.
I hate to see elderly people standing in a bus while I am sitting. So as a good guy, I always close my eyes ? pretend to be asleep?
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) July 7, 2020
3.
To the person who discovered that we can actually drink Garri.May your descendants never know suffering
— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) July 7, 2020
4.
Me: I’ll do it at 5
Time: 5:08
Me: Oh! Looks like I’ll have to wait till 6?
— M~ Burtee? (@Motolanii_) July 7, 2020
5.
Even Davido gave us a hint in his song
Mafa mafa olè fa, Magu Magu Olè shi (olè)
????
— LANKY ? (@ThatLankyBoi) July 7, 2020
6.
Your boyfriend should not be your source of income. My dear its a relationship, not a job opportunity.
— M i a ? (@sisimiaa) July 7, 2020
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