#DumbDumber: Man allows hyena to eat his penis to become rich (PICTURED)

by Tutu Akinlabi

Hyena guy

A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals.

Chamangeni Zulu is said to have offered himself to the Hyena on the orders of a witch doctor who prescribed it as a way to get rich.

He said:

“I met some business persons [witch doctors] who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.” Zulu said from his hospital bed.

“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.”

The man also claimed that he wasn’t bothered about the loss of his body parts as long as the promised wealth arrives.

Comments (10)

  1. Rotflol seriously.. he should have given up long before now.. You mean to tell me there is a penis gobbling Hyena out there somewhere.. I mean that’s particularly scary to us men if we ever happen to be out in Africa.. Naked.. for whatever reason.. Well that’s what he gets for trying to get head from a Hyena anyway.. Don’t do that..

    Well those are pretty much all of my responses to that.. moving on forever..

  2. Is that the Hyena in the picture or the actual fucktard? It is difficult to tell! Jeezzzzz!

  3. Is that the Hyena in the picture or the actual fucktard? It is difficult to tell! Jeezzzzz!

  4. ok, he deseved the last man standing title sorry

    i wish no one will do this stupid thing in Indonesia

  5. Looks like hes going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out he's not getting the money.. lol

  6. Another surviving Darwin award candidate. Thanks for not breeding! 🙂

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