Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:

1.

I’m concerned for Adele’s ex husband.

She filed for divorce, the emotional trauma is too much for the poor man, $140M is not enough.

All poor Simon wanted to do was love & adore his superstar queen but now see him going through emotional torture?

Women will break your heart?

— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) April 6, 2020

Why are you crying more than the bereaved?

2.

can’t we just come together & ban okro soup?!

— —blvck (@blvckboyfly) April 6, 2020

Let’s do this after we have survived Coronavirus.

3.

You so called educated folks, if I hear you say nonsense about poor uneducated folks and their voting choices in 2023…
Ordinary self isolation & stay at home order, you can’t obey…

— Y.O. (@yojora) April 6, 2020

Tell them.

4.

LMAOOO on a zoom call and someone exclaims ‘Hayyy see rain! I’m coming, let me go and pack my clothes from outside’

— Fadsss (@fadsx_) April 6, 2020

Do you want rain to beat their clothes?

5.

CNN reporting that covid-19 is killing more men than women…

To think I expected some equality from this virus.

— Rara Avis™ (@Tzar_Marc) April 6, 2020

Corona is a bad bitch

6.

The same people who are complaining about 5G causing coronavirus are the same people gathering on Gbagada express during a pandemic. If they get infected now, I don’t know if they’d blame poor 5G. Rubbish.

— E (@iamOkon) April 6, 2020

Thank you.