Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Seeing so many tweets about cishetero-something is just making me miss Bola Ige, the Cicero of Esa Oke. Sigh
— tyro (@DoubleEph) February 11, 2020
I decided to go balogun market today , I don’t know why but I did , and I can successfully say walking around that market has made me lose 10kg of weight , you need to see how I was guarding my phone and bag . What a day
— Volqx (@volqx) February 11, 2020
I can’t wait till I’m older, when i’m driving my kids to school and one of my old trap songs comes on.
I’ll rap the whole thing and leave them speechless…
— Engineer Tolu Tezzy_ 💧 (@tolutezzy_) February 11, 2020
My girlfriend accused me of cheating, now she’s starting to sound like my wife
— BOSS DADDY (@Maduchi18) February 11, 2020
I once loved this girl with all my heart, she broke my heart into pieces and walked away💔, Now each part of my heart loves different persons😪.
— Your assistant BF💕 (@Napaul_) February 11, 2020