Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
If your man’s wardrobe suddenly changes over the coming days, just carry him to police station.
— Tolúlọpẹ́ (@tolusaba) September 4, 2019
Nigerian Senators receiving 1.24 Million Naira Hardship allowance … What is Hardship allowance?
— Uche Jombo Rodriguez (@uchejombo) September 4, 2019
Street pop artists are a vibe tbh
People called Naira Marley a yahoo boy, he released “am i a yahoo boy?”
Now Zlatan was dragged for a grammatical blunder, he released “English Teacher”
🤣🤣🤣 dem no send anybody
— LASU BREED 🆖 (@madeinlasu) September 4, 2019
Hopefully this debacle is coming to an end but below are the list of people God will punish:
a) Xenophobic people
b) Toke Makinwa
c) Kemi Olunloyo
d) Linda Ikeji
d) People who spread fake videos and news inciting more violence.
d) Folks who looted in Lagos.
e) Nigerian Police
— Ugwunna Ejikem (@UgwunnaEjikem) September 4, 2019
Mr Eazi said ‘fight the real enemy, poverty’ and you insulted him and called him a billionaires daughter handbag
Wizkid said the same exact thing and you’re hailing and clapping for him, i tire for you people o 🤦🏾♂️
— Hamdollars (@its_hammadrabiu) September 4, 2019