Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Burna Boy: *Kills someone*
Burna stans: Lmaooo Burna boy is mad😂😂, he dropped “killing dem” now man’s out here literally doing that. I stan a King !!
— Aba Boy👽 (@Frank_LeanXV) September 11, 2019
The hardest part of a break-up is realizing you have to start using condoms again. 🤦🏾♂️💔
— Igwilo Kelechi † (@_igwilo_) September 11, 2019
You gained admission,you posted it.
Going to lectures, you posted it.
Writing exams, you posted it.
Results come out now, we no hear from you again 😌
— BILLION DOLLARS (@Pinkbee_) September 11, 2019
Sexual liberation is great but it absolutely does not mean you shld not forget that men are trash. Be picky pls
— 🧜🏽♀️🧜🏽♀️ (@Anyaato) September 11, 2019
Your MCM scams girls and does giveaways on the timeline. They’re afraid of speaking up cos of the humanity in them. You should change your ways quick and repay them before they lose the humanity and shame you on the TL. We won’t hesitate to join them when it comes to that.
— Malam Musty 👳🏽♂️ (@__yellows) September 10, 2019