Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Glow until your ex calls you and says the phone pressed itself.
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) November 12, 2019
Since you know your toxicity and Bad traits, why not fix it? Rather than saying ‘you should love me for who I am.’ Please, who are you? Remi Tinubu or Otedola?
Gedifok
— Your Ex ? (@harryolah) November 12, 2019
Y’all fornicate way too much for people that are running heavenly race tbh
— Aba Boy ? (@Frank_LeanXV) November 11, 2019
Harry Song makes music for lecherous middle aged men in beer parlours ogling the bumbum of young waiters while nodding drunkenly to his kpom kpom beats.
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) November 12, 2019
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