TICKER: “I wish she wouldn’t fornicate with the help” – Seal reveals reasons for divorce from Heidi Klum

Oh! That’s awkward! TMZ video cameras prevailed upon Seal to discuss his impending divorce with Heidi Klum. Seal, it turns out, was all too happy to talk about how he wishes Heidi would not “fornicate with the help.”

A little background: Heidi and Seal always made a huge showy deal of their love by repeatedly renewing their vows in elaborate ceremonies. So when they separated in January, everyone scratched their heads. Rumors circulated that Heidi was now rebounding with her bodyguard. Yesterday a paparazzo asked Seal how he felt about Heidi and the bodyguard and he didn’t hold back — seemingly indicating that Heidi cheating on him with her bodyguard prior to the separation:

Seal — I Wish Heidi Wouldn’t ‘Fornicate with the Help’

Look, boys, that’s what happens when two people separate, they move on and that generally means other people in their lives. I certainly don’t expect Heidi to become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional wellbeing of our children and to be quite honest if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I’d much rather it be a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred — while I would have not expected any better from him, I would have thought Heidi shown a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were. But I guess you all now have the answer you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.

Spiteful! I love it. However the phrase “fornicate with the help” really does sound like someone has been watching Downton Abbey.

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