Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
Me: I don't need to write it down, I'll remember.
— KING (@jackfrost8) August 24, 2020
Let me change the password again, I’d still forget.
Guys be like "I hate seeing you cry" and then make you cry.🤦♀️🤦♀️
— Becky Oluwatomi 💋❤❤❤ (@beckyfrancis673) August 24, 2020
That’s how they used to do..tsk tsk
God put a woman in the bible and she ruined the whole book in the first chapter smh pic.twitter.com/nnD9Kjh7qG
— OLUWAFEMI◽ (@Luckyflows) August 24, 2020
So we are casting blame now abi?
when someone uses your hotspot and complains about speed https://t.co/sXHVrlaltr
— Billionaire Ambition 🙏🏾 (@Datgreatnigga) August 24, 2020
Beggar with preference. Shior
My bank account balance https://t.co/MTv3HmKY3F
— Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) August 24, 2020
Cries in insufficient funds
God forbid we date someone that will come quote our picture with “ati lo Ati de” after break up
— DMG #BG4L 👸🏼 (@poppingpops_) August 24, 2020
Ati lo Ati de (We have gone and now we are back)
Dangote: “take my card, go buy me a bottle of water and get yourself something too”
— Jag Ubani (@Jag_ubani) August 24, 2020
While I’m at it, I can even branch and buy Gucci and Rolls Royce
— Sunset (@Easyy_) August 24, 2020
Funny tweets while men slept
That is not what 'misery loves company' means. https://t.co/fpqPBnMFi6
— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) August 23, 2020
English lesson on the streets of Twitter
Because Jesus didn't turn the bouquet to recreational marijuana.
— Eris, the unhinged (@Eccentric_sky) August 23, 2020
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