Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
You might die single if you’re afraid of disturbing someone’s Relationship. Look for an unstable one today and squeeze yourself in. 😎😎
— ᴋᴇʟᴇᴄʜɪ † (@_igwilo) May 11, 2020
If you see the way your boyfriend is seriously telling another girl he doesn’t have a gf, my sister you will just focus on your studies.
— Damilare Alves (@damilare_alves) May 11, 2020
Ever been in a scenario where you just start talking to someone you haven’t spoken to in a long while, vibe for hours, then go back to ghosting without having to deal with “you didn’t check up on me”. Now that’s >>>>>>>
— Realest One 🌻 (@realesttobi) May 11, 2020
This Aproko Doctor guy think he can just be talking to people anyhow, you people should not mind him jor, see add salt to your food as much as possible, see add salt when drinking orange, mango, and walter melon..
Add salt to everything you cook, Ignore that Aproko Doctor jare
— Engineer Tolu Tezzy_ 💧 (@tolutezzy_) May 11, 2020
Takes just 2 seconds to unhook her bra in d dark, but takes u 50mins to locate John 3:16 in broad daylight. Hoeniranu 😂😂
— Akin 🏧 Joshua 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@Akinjoshua2017) May 11, 2020
As really devalued as Naira is, can you burn your Primary School Certificate for a token amount as low as 500 million naira? Think well…
— Bearded Omosanjo ❁ (@MisturSanjay) May 11, 2020
Many people defending Wike for demolishing the hotel now criticised Ajimobi when he demolished Ayefele’s studio back then.
Many who defended Ajimobi back them are criticising Wike now.
— Tunde Leye (@tundeleye) May 11, 2020