Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Lai Mohammed said they shared 5billion naira to Nigeria’s already… Wait which Nigerians?
— The Only Kayomide (@Kayomideee_) April 3, 2020
Minister of Lies.
2.
Endeavor to show love to people this period, my neighbour just came to borrow Maggi and I gave her, I’m going there at night to borrow one bucket of rice.
— King Monye ? (@iamkingmonye) April 3, 2020
At your big age.
3.
A woman’s baby was coughing, and I heard another yoruba woman say, e fun ni sanitizer ko mu.. ????
— OneKYNguY?✌? (@Chiedochie_) April 3, 2020
Safe to say that illiteracy is a disease.
4.
Girls that love Tokyo in money heist are the ones that will break your heart and still send you tik tok videos
— Daniel ♛ (@Dan_skili) April 3, 2020
5.
“I miss you”
&
“I wish you were here”National Anthem for Long Distance relationship ???
— Duke of Africa (@Allezamani) April 3, 2020
True.
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