Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Adonai: Ahhhh Baby scream my name
Girl: Adonaiiiiiiii
Voices from the window: We worship you
— Trouble Maker ? (G.O) (@ObongRoviel) April 15, 2020
Pray for forgiveness
2.
If i shoot my shot in your DM and you post it on the timeline to embarrass me, nobody will marry you in this life. Amen.
— DRIVING SCHOOL DROPOUT™? (@eniturn) April 15, 2020
Back to sender.
3.
Continue lying to yourself that you don’t need anybody, awon independent geng
We know you’re forming, deep down, you’re as soft as the rest of us
We all need someone to love us, to hype us, to support us, be there
People who have this in their lives tend to live longer.
— Aproko Doctor™ (@aproko_doctor) April 15, 2020
Since you announced your engagement you have been a little nuisance.
4.
If you can make thick custard, add it to your CV cos I swear that’s a skill.
— Deacon Tolu AKA Baby Cakes⛪ (@Bams_Jnr) April 15, 2020
5.
Before lock down, ladies don’t reply guys in their DMs, during lockdown guys don’t reply ladies in their DMs, what a life ????
— Dr. Akeula Trendy ✨? (@akeula_trendy) April 15, 2020
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