Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
“Just date me I’ll still allow you to do your feminism, don’t worry”
— Blessing (@Shibi_bee) May 18, 2020
If completing the Niger Bridge is a GIFT to Nigerians from the President (according to Sir Bashir) then what exactly are the responsibilities of the President?
Ghosting and Modeling?
— Tife🌚 (@Tife_fabunmi) May 18, 2020
Bashir Ahmad said the Niger Bridge is a gift to Nigerians from the President. This present government is doing the most, making the citizens see their entitlements as a “Gift”.
Very soon they will say Electricity is a gift to us too..
Alexa play me “Nonsense” by whoever sang it
— DRIVING SCHOOL DROPOUT™🌍 (@eniturn) May 18, 2020
One of my female friend traveled abroad, after two weeks when we spoke she said there’s not so much difference between Nigeria and Canada.
”There’s not so much difference” 2years she never come back
— yournextboyfriend💦 (@Alan_yournextbf) May 18, 2020
My Friend brought his girlfriend to the field to watch him play, Coach no choose am💔😭
— CHIEF, THE DADDY™🦁👳 (@Chief_umar) May 18, 2020
When Drake said:
“Weather hot no mean sey fowl go lay boiled egg”
I felt that 😢❤️
— 🍷 Daddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) May 18, 2020