It’s been raining dirty, stinking laundry on Abuja Twitter and boy, it’s both exhilarating and exhausting. You might find yourself wondering how friendship sinks to gutter levels like this – and then you remember Psquare.
If brothers can go at it, hell, what are friends for? Packaging, maybe. Name dropping, that too. Amebo, definitely. What friends aren’t for is having each other’s backs, come hell or high water. That’s the moral lesson Abuja aunties, Olivia and Irose have left us with.
That and never evuuur trust anyone with your secrets.
…But man, the tea is something else!
Here you go:
Pastor Fatoyinbo? OHHH MYYYY!!! GRACEEEEE!! https://t.co/ViUc88J1Fn
— Main Man Moshood. ? (@Dxski_) October 10, 2017
Please tag these men so their wives can collect refund from Irose https://t.co/5mqZka9TW4
— King Sola (@Solar_unique) October 10, 2017
My own is that we must return to that Uncle Sola gist when the hullabaloo settles. Mans can't be slacking fan belts and preaching to us here
— Baṣọ̀run Gáà (@Oddy4real) October 10, 2017
— blvck (@theaventurine) October 10, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit