Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
1.
Corona virus symptoms are basically the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone…
-Difficulty in breathing
-Sweating profusely
-Weakness
-Headache
-Stomach acheAnd when she asks who’s Amaka then the Dry cough starts???
— Monica? (@Monic_Sensation) May 1, 2020
2.
Paracetamol inside relief package? Hmm, things wey God go judge on the last day plenty o
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) May 1, 2020
3.
I still don’t understand why some politicians put posters on the relief items they’re giving out to Nigerians.
You gave a family of five 2indomie super packs with paracetamol and still placed your poster on it.
What’s the function of the Poster? To serve the noodles?— Tife? (@Tife_fabunmi) May 1, 2020
4.
Broke girls are the reason why most rich guys prefer to be single, those things see relationship as a job and it’s affecting the rest of us.
— MIDEY ?? (@_thisisayomide) May 1, 2020
5.
Four eyed Edo boy assistant,Daddy oyoyo assistant,chemical brother assistant,Pastor Ola Assistant,Valking assistant,please how much is your salary?
— Mazi Of Lagos? (@AjeboMarlian) May 1, 2020
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