Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
If it falls down, pity the floor https://t.co/N1OI0PtmKW
— Relateable Life (@Jag_ubani) July 31, 2020
This iron can fix bad road https://t.co/xgTK8WlaAP
— Becky Larry-Izamoje (@_BLarry) July 31, 2020
Can even iron out your destiny
Caller: Hello sir you've won yourself a ticket to Dubai and it covers for two. Who would you like to take with you?
Me: Don't stress yourself dear, I would go twice.
— Dhaboy😎 (@crownedstefan) July 31, 2020
Why so selfish na? Share the enjoyment
You posted nice Tshirts and said we should DM for Price.
I did, and picked my favourite design.
You now called Tshirt wey be 5k – 7k normal level, for me 28k!
You are now asking me "Are you there?"
If it was you, will you be there?
You sef , reason am nah. 🙄
— Alex Oluwatobi (@alexlobaloba) July 31, 2020
Will you be there?
When people realize you have a big heart. pic.twitter.com/X9gPmnKrZO
— ãdäm (@AdamSB___) July 31, 2020
An excuse to step all over you
While you're sanitizing and wiping everything down, be sure to wipe hatred out of your heart. That's a virus too.
— Uncle Azuboss ™️ (@Azubosss) July 31, 2020
Watch out for other viruses…
No blue ticks, no last seen. Easy life https://t.co/djwWChro24
— Billionaire Ambition 🙏🏾 (@Datgreatnigga) July 31, 2020
Was it really a better time?
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
My mom standing in front of my room looking for something to complain about. https://t.co/0AzsVB7p2i
— ℓεҡαɳƒเℓα (@lekanfila) July 30, 2020
She would never close the door upon leaving
Not even the bird:
Gate men in nollywood movies when their oga is at the gate: https://t.co/zBqDP7rasI
— 🍁5'3 Elf🍁 (@deryn_fluo) July 30, 2020
Always sleeping, never guarding anything
When the goat/ram realizes what "Eid" spelt backwards is pic.twitter.com/3mGdNfpmaj
— FAROUQ (@farouq_yahaya) July 30, 2020
Mmmm deep it!
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