My spiritual jet ran out of fuel, says man found in Sapele river

An unidentified man who claimed to be flying from Benin airport to UK to attend a meeting was found at the Ajogodo river, Sapele Delta State on Wednesday.

The man while speaking with newsmen said he was flying to the UK to attend a meeting when he ran out of fuel.

He also said he would be watching a football match in the UK.

He said, “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm.

“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.”

“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria”, the mysterious man added.

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