by Hauwa Gambo
No, we’re not letting the matter rest! The world is still trying to wrap its head around the spectacle of Liverpool player, Luis Suarez “appearing to bite” (yeah, the Brits are big on that innocent-until-proven-guilty thing) Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, as captured by television cameras.
And, of course, Twitter was on hand to extend the frontiers of that priceless moment. Herewith, from the snark factory, our 10 best ripostes:
Goats don't bite,he's a Dog "@omojuwa: Someone called Luis Suarez a goat. I could only ask for the breed."
— Senior Advocate (@sirdickyawa) April 21, 2013
Ivanovic crossed himself off after the bite. The guy was warding off tetanus…
— T. Rankïn' ∆ (@AfroVII) April 21, 2013
Apropos Luis Suarez, which defenders in world football would be the best/worst to eat?
— IG: @Africasacountry (@africasacountry) April 21, 2013
Was there blood?
— Madame Koi Koi (@Reine_LaGlace) April 21, 2013
— Steve Babaeko (@Steve_eko) April 21, 2013
Suaaareeeezzzz!!!! God bless u jare! One assist, one handball, one yellow card, one biting, and one goal… =)) #Arsenal Fans:D
— Iyke Onye's (@iktripz) April 21, 2013
Any Mike Tyson and Suarez picstitch yet?
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) April 21, 2013
— Paul Oyebanji (@poyebanji2040) April 21, 2013
And of course, what would a Premier League match be if Piers Morgan didn’t weigh in?
Suarez just ate the Chelsea defence for dessert.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 21, 2013