Name: Jola Ayeye
Yourself in three words
Funny, Idealistic, Outrageous
What song always makes you happy when you hear it?
The Las Ketchup Song…. What can I say, I’m weird that way!
Who’s the funniest person you know and why?
My paternal grandmother!! The woman is just a babe. She is fearless, funny and takes life with a pinch of salt. You just gotta love her.
What was the best vacation you ever had?
I recently went to Rihannas ‘village’ (Barbados) with a couple of friends… Seven girls all alone in an apartment! We got up to so much mischief and had a lot of fun!
Favorite TV show of all time and why?
I love everything from Greys Anatomy to CSI New York and I’ll be glued!
Things involving the arts (reading, writing), music and building mental businesses.
Funniest/naughtiest thing you did as a kid
My mum once got me these white sneakers that had rollerblades underneath with flashing lights. I insisted on wearing them everyday to school till they were a muddy disgusting brown. Also, when I didn’t want to eat my eba/amala any longer, I would roll it in soup and stick it under the dining table!
Whats your middle name?
Ewaoluwa (Beauty of God). Some of my friends insisted on calling me Beans of God when they first found out. Razz? Yes I know!
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
I really don’t know! I always have to save my number on my phone or call the person who is asking me.
3 things you cannot live without?
Jesus, a bra(I’m serious oh!) and a constant supply of books to read.
Do you like your handwriting?
Yes, it’s just so beautiful men! I actually believe its nice though…
If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Yes I would, I try to be a nice person so I believe that I would be attracted to myself as a friend.
Are you very sarcastic?
Yes o! I find it very hard to make a serious statement… Life is harsh enough as it is.
Best physical attribute
My lips. Well I hope so sha, because that’s what I’ve been told, and it would be very sad if I’ve been walking around thinking it’s a very beautiful feature, when it’s not!
I had several… jollipopo, jollington, jojo, jolly girl, jollz, jollzy… the list goes on.
The colour of your hairbrush?
How does that affect the price of plantain chips?
Someone wrote a book about your life. What’s the title?
Let me tell you something ehn, at this point in time, for you to write a book about my life would be sad. I haven’t lived that long, so for now it might just be an exclamation mark…
Lagos or Abuja?
Lagos, born and bred. Why should I pay 150naira for a 35cl bottled drink in Abuja abeg…
Chicken Republic or Nandos?
Chicken Republic…. I don’t like Nandos, sorry guys.
Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
Hugs… Hmmm, they just make me happy!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Maybe, how would I know? I’m usually one of the four.
Who is your favourite Nigerian in all of history?
Well, I don’t have a single individual I would say is my favourite, but if I had to say one person , it would probably be my dad for his values and mental agility. You just gotta love him!
What makes you unique?
Everything from my genetic makeup to my thought process!
I don’t have one.
A random word that begins with Y is…