“This president is a bunker!” – See our (erm) Top 10 tweets on GEJ’s address tomorrow

by Stanley Azuakola

So, normally, the people should be expectant when their president wants to address them – as is the case for President Goodluck Jonathan, who will address the nation on Tuesday morning, just nine days after his Independence address, the subject of much controversy.


Unfortunately, each of his “addresses” have failed to end up well. The June 12 announcement of the University of Lagos’s name change is still a matter for litigation, the October 1 address contained a blatant lie, and even when the president sat down to speak – his most memorable line was the ill-tempered “I don’t give a damn!”

What gems will be ours tomorrow morning? Well, see if you can guess from these tweets.

@Lummydeez: As President Jonathan is to address all
Attendance is compulsory
Lateness. Shall not be tolerated.

@Karamajong: Why? Does he want to resign?

@Bobbylv: 1 Why na?have we been naughty again?

@TheRealJuneXX1: JESUS! Not again! 🙁
@iamKingil: President Jonathan wants to address us 2mao by 7 a.m!!! He has finally sold Nigeria 🙁

A patriotic Nigerian sees hope:

@Abidemi302004: President Jonathan’s delayed gift of October 1(Independence Day) to be finally revealed tomorrow.

@Solar_unique OAU will be renamed

@Angelyeezy: President Goodluck Jonathan is to give a nationwide broadcast 7a.m tomorrow morning. Hope he doesn’t plan on changing the country’s name??

Someone is too angry to be coherent:

@alashock: Jonathan Address D Nation Tomorrow – 7am….Goshh!!! This President Is A Bunker..Who Are Dis Man’s Advisers…Naija Wld Not Stop 2 Amaze Me

@iam_chike: But our country no get address naw

And, just a reminder that some people still have real problems:

From: @LanreXpoze: Goodluck Jonathan wants to address his fellow common people. I don’t have light, make sure you tweet.

We shall, Lanre, we shall.

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Comments (3)

  1. Nigeria was cry 4 flood and oil bunker with corrupation 4 nation in country 4 52 yr indenpend cant new wage and jobless.shame of nation

  2. Olaoluwa,get a sense of humour!!! That's how to survive in Nigeria. Have a laugh!!!

  3. I wonder where patriotism has gne. Its painfull seing so many idiotic statement by Nigerians. Beta stop killing naija

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