There’s hardly a dull moment on Twitter NG. Even when our trends list are as dry as wood, Nigerians always find a way to amuse themselves.

Enter a digital re-enactment of the life of a Lagos conductor. Now for those who haven’t stepped foot into Lagos a day in their lives, please don’t be fooled. This here conductor can blow grammar -he knows there’s something like Google maps. Our conductors are on the extreme side of crass and are always ready, ever spoiling even- for a fight.

However, the volume of hilarity available on a bus ride in Lagos is well represented here.

Enjoy!

So this morning i want to know where you guys are going, I'm going to be your conductor.. please enter with change oo i can't fight

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) August 1, 2017

I'm loading from Oshodi ooo…

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) August 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/daevees/status/892343105260851200

https://twitter.com/daevees/status/892345673311539200

oga, you wan take Wonder wonder make e cool your tempa?
E dey work well well.

— Lex Ash (@TheLexash) August 1, 2017

??????
Awesome thread…

— Black n Proud (@The_essy) August 1, 2017

Wow wow wow
I so much love this thread

— Busola?❤ (@_Mzbusola_) August 1, 2017

conductor not on the wheels, yet driving my imaginations wild!!

— Romeo Odas⚪ (@erodas77) August 1, 2017

Hilarious.