Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Faithfulness

When I offer you food, it's only because "home training". As my friend, please read the truth in my eyes and politely decline ?

— Faithfuℓneѕѕ? (@smartfulnex) May 14, 2018

They did not teach us to give it without love oo!

Meanwhile, these days you can just say “Come and join me after one hour”. Lol!

2. Ayodeji

If you have ever paid 1k for 100mb, you're a legend. Many folks don't know the struggle of subscribing on an android mobile then.

— Saint Ayodeji (@datmastermind) May 13, 2018

Those times when mobile telephone networks told us they were doing us a big favour. Smh!

3. Elnathan John

Loooooooool. Many Nigerians deserve the idiots that rule them. https://t.co/QhlronKN3v

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) May 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/996016664369094656

Touch not their fucking annointed. The ones that screw them daily.
But oh touch the poor. Touch the weak. Touch the vulnerable. Touch the women. Touch the gay. Touch the Shiites. Touch protesters.
Just not the fucking annointed who enjoy power. It is well. https://t.co/vVdlbieun5

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) May 14, 2018

Ahah! Brother John, you want to take away our religious sentiments too? What will now be left to use to give excuses?

It is just pitiful how we want to glorify the actions of religious figures when they err.

4. Akeem Adeyemi

https://www.instagram.com/p/Biw881nlCWm/?taken-by=iamakeemadeyemi

Hmmm…

5. Oke Umurhohwo

Fact: Buhari's government has spent more than any administration in Nigeria's 57 year history but has achieved the least performance

— Oke Umurhohwo (@stalyf) May 14, 2018

6. Biyi

Ladies who wear Foam bra and BumBum just to deceive men, are the real YAHOO YAHOO. pic.twitter.com/ErvInV3bRD

— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) May 14, 2018

Lol! You people play too much!

This is a fuc… serious issue man.

7. Henry Okelue

I am very upset that the first way a rich man like @realFemiOtedola described himself in his bio is “husband”. How can he belittle himself like that???

— HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) May 14, 2018

Weldone sir, continue shaking tables…