Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ali Baba

The definition of ‘frenemies’.

The same people who say they are supporting y our career will not tell you what will make you better. They would rather buy you a bottle of Brandy or Whisky than register you for a course that will make your value propositions increase.

A post shared by Ali Baba (@alibabagcfr) on Apr 10, 2018 at 3:03am PDT

To be honest: “If you can say NO to the drink, then ask for something more valuable like a course (as Ali Baba pointed out) please do“.

A real friend will listen and not be angered by such a request. But of course, many of us do not understand what friendship means.

2. Africa Facts Zone

A Cameroonian Minister commissioning an ATM. pic.twitter.com/VrMXYhxVKz

— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) April 10, 2018

Well…

3. Simi

The singer has come again with her ‘shots’.

shot my shot

— Simi (@SympLySimi) April 10, 2018

Hopefully, it will hit the target this time.

4. Sewa

The best way to save money these days is not going out. Dear, once u open the door going out… Voom !!! 5k is gone already.?

— Sewa ? (@Duchess_Tweets) April 10, 2018

True though! Our ‘means of exchange’ has no value at all.

That is why some people will say: “Please let me hold on to this N1,000 if I break it now it has finished.”

5. Williams Uchemba

IN LIFE THERE ARE TWO OPTIONS. (1) Live a normal life with a regular job and not be criticized and hated by the world. OR (2) chase Your dreams, become great and be greatly criticized, hated and always wrongly accused of things you know nothing about by the world.. #chosewisely #youonlyliveonce

A post shared by Williams Uchemba (@williamsuchemba) on Apr 10, 2018 at 1:50am PDT

He says it: choose wisely.

6. Ali McHenri

Truth is, people will always be governed by their beliefs. If you believe that a spiritual force that you didn't offend or faaak with can come from no where and shift the pant of your destiny…. well, it can ? If you don't believe it…. it can't ?

— ALI, 4D KULTURR ? (@Ali_McHenri) April 10, 2018

Guess we can judge you by this belief too?

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram