Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ali Baba
The definition of ‘frenemies’.
To be honest: “If you can say NO to the drink, then ask for something more valuable like a course (as Ali Baba pointed out) please do“.
A real friend will listen and not be angered by such a request. But of course, many of us do not understand what friendship means.
2. Africa Facts Zone
A Cameroonian Minister commissioning an ATM. pic.twitter.com/VrMXYhxVKz
— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) April 10, 2018
The singer has come again with her ‘shots’.
shot my shot
— Simi (@SympLySimi) April 10, 2018
Hopefully, it will hit the target this time.
The best way to save money these days is not going out. Dear, once u open the door going out… Voom !!! 5k is gone already.?
— Sewa ? (@Duchess_Tweets) April 10, 2018
True though! Our ‘means of exchange’ has no value at all.
That is why some people will say: “Please let me hold on to this N1,000 if I break it now it has finished.”
5. Williams Uchemba
He says it: choose wisely.
6. Ali McHenri
Truth is, people will always be governed by their beliefs. If you believe that a spiritual force that you didn't offend or faaak with can come from no where and shift the pant of your destiny…. well, it can ? If you don't believe it…. it can't ?
— ALI, 4D KULTURR ? (@Ali_McHenri) April 10, 2018
Guess we can judge you by this belief too?
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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