1 Buhari
Following the dastardly attack in St Philip’s Catholic Church, Ozubulu, Anambra state, President Buhari tweeted his criticism, assuring Nigerians of their security.
President Muhammadu @MBuhari condemns the Ozubulu Church attack in Anambra State, assures Nigerians of security. — @GarShehu pic.twitter.com/mH0zDqmgO2
— Bashir Ahmad (@BashirAhmaad) August 6, 2017
Reactions:
From a safe distance… https://t.co/1DJlBOPWA2
— Mike Asukwo (@Asukwoeb) August 7, 2017
Jumping on the tragedy in Anambra to remind us he still exists. If he wants to condemn killings, let him return to Nigeria and govern.
— Ms Boateng (@JoyceOdukoya) August 7, 2017
2. Reno Omokri
Reno can’t believe the president’s gall. How does a president who is MIA assure Nigerians of their security in Igboland?
That President Buhari's Anambra statement assuring Nigerians of their safety though! How does a President in London protect you in Nigeria?
— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) August 7, 2017
3. Kola Tuboson
Apparently, there is no difference between Trump and Buhari: one has missing screws and the other is simply missing.
Nigeria and the US have proven that a country can actually function without a president physically or mentally present.
— Kọ́lá Túbọ̀sún (@kolatubosun) August 7, 2017
4. Ebube
So this matter of our MIA president makes Ebube wonder about the genuine capabilities of activist groups:
I'm happy that Buhari became President
Who would have known that SERAP can keep quiet and watch a Nigerian President stay away for 92 days?
— Ebube D Statesman (@akaebube) August 7, 2017
Prediction:
This bar of governance that we lowered for some people just because we've soft spots for them…it will come right back & haunt us. ?
— Moh’ (@moohh_) August 7, 2017
5. Olu Famous:
You might have heard that president of the Islamic group, Muric pontificated on the root cause of rape:
Increase in rape a result of indecent dressing – MURIC https://t.co/baYk3h87cv #News pic.twitter.com/CfjbP3ff7l
— BellaNaija (@bellanaija) August 6, 2017
Na so.
Because men are brain dead and have absolutely no control over their actions, abi?
In this 21st century, fa.
But of course, there will always be rousing support for infantile opinions like this:
https://twitter.com/OluFamous/status/894454807624286208
6. Forcing Elnathan John to play Captain Obvious
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/894600535462092800
Then there’s this
Your mother's nakedness? What has this world become? https://t.co/csy8nEY5tq
— HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) August 7, 2017
Henry I am actually scared. https://t.co/xRAFyxlP7y
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 7, 2017
Another supporter makes an entrance:
The truth is most boys grew their uncontrolled sexual urge from nudes of family members. Whether we like it or not it's the truth
— Samuel Oyedepo (@OyedepoSamuel) August 8, 2017
WTH!!!
Remove most boys and personalise this statement and say I Samuel Oyedepo.. https://t.co/ttP8WJQ2w5
— Mallam Battycash (@Batarhe) August 8, 2017
But we prefer this summary:
As much as I respect Ishaq Akintola.. this is nonsense https://t.co/1dpn1QHrRl
— Litaaaaa Baby (@ShecrownLita) August 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/sifushka/status/894669319526809602
Click on and read his profile…sick, very sick
— S. Ola Babalola (@sb2729) August 7, 2017
7. Sam Hart
Mr Hart is singing the Acting President’s wife’s praises.
How Mrs.Dolapo Osinbajo has stayed below the radar in all this is admirable.Aunty just chilled.Not bordering to contest limelight with Aisha
— Sam Hart (@hartng) August 7, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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