Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Take away religion, why is a man supposed to be head of the home by default?

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 11, 2019

I don’t think they can answer this.

A wife is an equal partner. The husband is not a master.

Stop teaching rubbish Pastor Chris. https://t.co/3llsbhTEMt

— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) July 11, 2019

I’m surprised you are now woke!

Now I can confirm that Ladies feel so in-secured with themselves.

You agree with Funke Akindele that her friends are not allowed to call or visit her husband but you think Pastor Adeboye is wrong to have said he cannot hire female personal secretary.

Nkan se yin

— ‘JB (@Ajiboladedolapo) July 11, 2019

Bro, don’t go for a chubby girl if you are going to end up telling her to lose weight.

— mz_charry (@yanrinyaAbbah) July 11, 2019

PREACH SIS

Whatever Pastor Chris likes, let him say. My Madam is as much my master as I am hers. I am Baby Boying in my house. Come and beat me.

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) July 11, 2019

Dr Joe for president!