Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Adetayo Adesola

https://www.instagram.com/p/BquuGJ7gJ7u/

Abeg abeg, which fire? Must we all have fire ni?

But for the picture…kudos!

2. Cobhams Asuquo

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqub8v3BXhQ/

Awwww!

3. Omobolaji Ladigbolu

Nice words (in bold)… “Leadership is having a compelling vision, a comprehensive plan, relentless implementation and talented people working together for the good of all..”

4. Oluwasebebe

May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true.
May you always know the truth and see the lights surrounding you.
May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong.
May you stay forever young.
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— OlúwaṢebẹbẹLáyéMi (@SEBEBE28) November 28, 2018

Amin oo, Amin Jesu!

5. Chukudebelu

Nigeria's unofficial motto, "every man for himself, and God for us all".

This is what is taught in many new generation churches – you don't need a government or a state that provides public goods; all you need is "Divine Favour" – which can be activated by a "seed offering".

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) November 28, 2018

6. Kemi Ariyo

Please tell Buhari price reduction of JAMB , NECO, WAEC forms is important, but quality education is IMPORTANTER.

— Kemi Ariyo (@d_problemsolver) November 28, 2018

7. Cyprian Okonkwo

Let rapture just happen already so that those who should go to hell will go and suffer it alone there. God is just using these scorching hot sun to punish us for your sins. We shouldn't be suffering this together ahn ahn!

— Cyprian Okonkwo (@cypiee) November 28, 2018

See this one. No be we use our hands spoil everything?

8. Ahmed

Fear ladies but you see those short ones ehn, Chee… Just flee

— MR AHMED ?? (@MeetMrAhmeed) November 28, 2018

Just negodu onyia…categorising all the ‘short ladies’ as one and the same. Smh.