Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Deji Adeyanju

President Muhammadu Buhari presented the draft version of the 2018 budget to the National Assembly today and the convener of Concerned Nigerians, Deji Adeyanju has shown his displeasure, citing the performance of the 2016 and 2017 budgets.

He starts:

You looted 2016 budget
You looted 2017 budget
You are now telling us about 2018 budget, are you okay?

Criminal Government

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) November 7, 2017

What did you do with 2016 budget?
What did you do with 2017 budget?

Where is the N11trillion or the projects constructed?

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) November 7, 2017

The president Buhari APC led government cannot account for over N11trillion from 2016 & 2017 budgets.

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) November 7, 2017

This government cannot boast of any N10billion project anywhere in Nigeria in the last 2years.

This is the most corrupt government ever.

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) November 7, 2017

2. Davido

American hip-hop artist, Meek Mill has been sentenced to two years in prison for violating probation and, Nigerian singer, Davido who has collaborated with him before added his voice to a list of other artists who have encouraged him.

3. Senate

The Nigerian Senate today, approved a motion to receive President Muhammadu Buhari at 2:00 pm – a  joint session of the National Assembly.

The Senate President’s determination of the aye’s and the nays would sure interest you.

4. Simply known as R

Ok, so this ‘female’ on Twitter thinks Nigerian women are not cheating enough, She has a number of tweets and replies where supports cheating women.

Are men really scum?

Honestly I don’t think Nigerian women are cheating enough, this men are happy lately. I’m disappointed…

— R (@reggssO_) November 7, 2017

5. Oby Ezekwesili

It was reported that 26 Nigerians have been killed en route Europe and many have expressed concern.

On her part, Ezekwesili said:

Beyond shocked at this news that I’ve only just caught on to. What has the FG @AsoRock of Pres @MBuhari said about this catastrophe? TRAGIC. https://t.co/0DVSteO99o

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) November 7, 2017

At what stage did the Italians reach out to our FG .@AsoRock @MBuhari on this tragedy and what is our own country doing about this? What? https://t.co/698GX0dtc3

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) November 7, 2017

The news of our 26 Girls/women is a devastating WAKE UP CALL on the evil of Human Trafficking that our Govts appear helpless to tackle. https://t.co/xjeVLkZQfl

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) November 7, 2017

6. Ben Murray Bruce

Ben Murray Bruce, the Twitter Senator, started a thread today but a fan asked that he shifts the complaints to the Red Chambers, not on Twitter. He gave a swift reply.

We must treat our doctors better by paying them better and regularly. We can’t have a situation where LGA councilors earn more than doctors.

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) November 6, 2017

1-One of the reasons why Nigeria’s average life expectancy is so low at just 54 years is because our people have no access to doctors.

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) November 6, 2017

2-However, our leaders live very long because they have access to the best doctors abroad.Its why we have old leaders and a young population

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) November 6, 2017

‘That’ reply:

My dear young man, maybe you ‘twit’, but I don’t twit. I tweet. And there is nothing stopping me from doing both https://t.co/lXUhOWx8bl

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) November 7, 2017