Today’s Noisemakers: Dremo, Segun Awosanya and Kiss Daniel’s announcement on his change of name

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Seun Alaofin

https://twitter.com/seunalaofin/status/999291704581738496

Let us clap for Seun please.

2. Ebube

My attention has been drawn to reports that Obasanjo and Buhari are having an El Classico clash.

That is no El Classico.

It is more like Barcelona v Mamelodi Sundowns

— Ebube The Statesman (@akaebube) May 23, 2018

We are confused oo! Who is the giant and who is the baby?

Ebube, do us the favour of telling us please.

3. Henry

https://twitter.com/henryshield/status/999297751111360512

Henry, ma binu… that is how Nigerians are. Loyalty is one of our problems.

4. Kiss Daniel

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjHKOoSh6Mp/?taken-by=iamkizzdaniel

He is moving on! ——- Kizz Daniel!!

5. Segun Awosanya

For those being fooled, believe the serpentine ex-clergy at your own risk. If he’s for real he would’ve supported & championed the #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG campaign but he didn’t want to risk appearing disloyal so he watched as the innocent citizens get killed. #RealCorruption https://t.co/xCVTsiHyfI

— SEGA L'éveilleur® (@segalink) May 23, 2018

Replying to:

Killings: Osinbajo Calls For Security Reforms As Priests Are Buried In Benue. https://t.co/DoVXfECjSy

— Channels Television (@channelstv) May 23, 2018

6. Dremo

https://twitter.com/__ehis__/status/999246851395260418

The singer’s reply is apt, no stress:

Next week https://t.co/lZLiDslUP1

— DREMO🔥🐉 (@Dremodrizzy) May 23, 2018

7. Kayode Ogundamisi

Olusegun Obasanjo likes dishing it out but he doesn't like receiving. Reading his response on @MBuhari's "show us what you did with billions spent on energy" speech was really entertaining.
Can't wait to read OBJ's next letter and of course his 3rd Force candidate for 2019. pic.twitter.com/41ZY4gBjth

— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) May 23, 2018