Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Isioma Osaje
The only time I concern myself actively with what goes on sexually with anyone else, is if a minor is involved or consent was not sought or given by an adult….otherwise, it is not my sex o.
— Isioma Osaje (@MsJazzyfied) November 26, 2018
Abi na.
2. Wizkid
Jah guide u and yours ❤️
— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) November 26, 2018
Amen!
3. Ahmed Salkida
No doubt, #fakenews is a global problem, but powerful people and institutns often label, every news that question their blunders or the failure of law and order under their watch as #fakenews. #FakeNews should be, what can't be verified, not what officials have not corroborated.
— Ahmad Salkida (@A_Salkida) November 26, 2018
4. Lawal Lateef
So they added Rita Dominic to 1000 groups and the members of those groups are killing her with calls. Whatever that is wrong with Nigeria, I don’t know. Please anyone that has the number should send it to me, I want to tell her something.
— [Lawal Lateef D] (@Latchenko) November 26, 2018
See this one. So the current level of disturbance is not enough abi?
5. Ebube
So the Conductor forgot to collect money from me…
*Conscience* That’s bad,pay him,be a good Nigeri…..
*Me* My friend will you sharrraap your mouth dia!!! Yesterday nko? My #800
*Conscience* 2 wrongs don’t make a..
*Me* You dey mad!!!
*Conscience* I am you…
Me: pic.twitter.com/wxl0Eiu2d2
— ??DISTINGUISHED WARRI PIKIN? (@Ebubelove) November 26, 2018
If you did not pay, biko pay next time, don’t add to the number of corrupt people in this country – though, you seem to have the tendencies… *drops mic*
6. Aziz Bakare
Forget Ganduje’s criminal actions for a while…why is the EFCC and ICPC accepting donations from State Governors and politicians? https://t.co/vuFw20Wuar
— Aziz Bakare (@Backarray) November 26, 2018
It is a good question. However, maybe we should be looking at the bright side of the gesture.
“I want to help in the fight against corruption and this is my own little way”.
…Even though we all know what he is saying.
7. Korede Bello
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqp1vFSgVI_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3xqjkz26mbfy
Just look at this brother????
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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